hospital vampires

Hospital vampires, beware of them, they do exist
I wrote this when I was still in the hospital. Practically every morning when I was in the hospital between 7 am. and 7:30 am one comes in the room saying I'm from the lab and need some blood work done. It seemed that every other day the vampire came for me. The one this morning was very polite, asking which arm I wanted to offer him. His prehensile fingers expertly put a tourniquet on the arm and cleaned the selected spot with an alcohol swab. He even thanked me for good gusher he selected. After he was done he thoughtfully put a cotton swab over the puncture and taped it down. I personally think this was more for hiding his victims from the other vampire residents than for his concern for me bloodying the sheets.
You can tell when the place is infested when the tourniquets are strewn around the room., They look like 1 inch wide flat rubber bands, blue. When I first got to my room there were two tourniquets draped over the bed rails and one on the door knob, I should have screamed bloody murder and requested another room but I was naive about the safety of hospitals.
No wonder I was exhausted all the time and could fall asleep in the 10 minutes
between therapy appointments. And there weren't any young women to distract him, just us middle-aged and old codgers.
Beware