5 Weird Medical Tests You Can Try Right Now and fail at

I failed Romberg's Test at the hospital although I can pass it now.
I can't tell if  I failed Finger Measurement Test because I can't get my left hand into that position. Right hand looks ok.
I failed the Nose Test at the hospital with my left hand and still fail it(I must be constantly intoxicated, damn that red wine and dark beer)
I failed the Heel Test at the hospital with my left leg and still fail it today because my leg spasticity doesn't allow me to bend my knee.
I failed The "Prayer Position" Test and the Pinky Tests because I can't even flatten my left hand at all.
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