Wednesday, January 2, 2013

BRITISH OFFICER FITNESS REPORT

Sometimes you have to have a little humor when dealing with the crap of stroke aftermath.
This can go with FUBAR, SNAFU, BOHICA, BUNDY
From this site;
http://www.uss-bennington.org/hu-fitnessreport.html
The British Military writes officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....


  • His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

  • I would not breed from this Officer.

  • This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.

  • When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

  • He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

  • He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

  • Technically sound, but socially impossible.

  • This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

  • When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

  • This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

  • Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

  • She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

  • He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

  • This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

  • In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

  • This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

  • The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

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