Mind, body, soul and alcohol - the four primary elements

I know I shouldn't be so blasphemous but considering who I was with it was quite appropriate. We only had 1 growler of local beer,  a 4 bottle box of chardonnay, 2 bottles of rum and an acquired flask of bourbon from appreciative canoeists we directed to an open campsite. We continued our blasphemy by creating a new religion - Fish Jesus, when we come up with the precepts we'll let the world know.