Porta-potty stroke rehab

5 days of camping and music at the Winnipeg Folk Festival.

They are invariably on a slant.  Luckily for me my good leg is mostly on the lower side.  Having to sit down has other challenges. Trying to stand up there is nothing strong enough to pull yourself up and you really don't want to push yourself up. I'm sure your therapist has trained you in all the techniques necessary for success in such matters.

I bet there is even a textbook for navigating a festival safely. If not I bet you could write an eBook bestseller on the subject.