Who you gonna call for stroke rehab - Strokebusters?

No. There is really no one to call because no one really knows anything.
1.  Only 10% get to full recovery. And I bet your doctor can't tell you why/how that group did it.
2.  Peter Levine explains why we don't have answers to simple stroke rehab questions.

Oh, you wanted answers, now I get it!

3.  Pretty much like Dr. Steven Wolf writes, a rehabilitation stroke expert and professor at Emory University School of Medicine in Atlanta. "Stroke patients need to rely more on their own problem solving to regain mobility".

4.   My ranting obscene take on why recovery is so hard.

If you just had a stroke, You are F*cking screwed

5. Most of your stroke associations are for doctors not stroke survivors, no point in contacting them. How the NSA responded to a question asking what therapies were available for spasticity;

'This question falls under our organizational guidelines as a medical inquiry and we defer to the medical community to respond. ' What a crappy answer.

You are on your own, deal with it.