How A Cup Of Coffee May Help People Manage Stress, Avoid Depression And Memory Loss

So you need at least 3 cups of coffee a day, one for stress, one for depression, one for memory loss and I have one more for fatigue. But is your hospital providing enough coffee for you? I think the only coffee I had in hospital was when my ex bought some from the hospital store. Of course this is in mice so  there is no clinical proof yet that this works in humans, and thus your hospital is let off the hook for making changes to diet for another 50 years. Unless your hospital wants to take the extremely dangerous route and do something before it is completely proven. Never mind, that will never occur. Do not take coffee on your own, way too dangerous.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/how-cup-coffee-may-help-people-manage-stress-avoid-depression-and-memory-loss-337588
Source: Kaster M, Machado N, Silva H, et al. Caffeine acts through neuronal adenosine A2A receptors to prevent mood and memory dysfunction triggered by chronic stress. PNAS. 2015.