Whoopee criteria

I'm trying to quantify my use of whoopees so there is an understanding of my grading criteria.
There are my 4 categories right now;
Small f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for individual people who should know better about what they are talking about. Mainly a lack of knowledge.

Medium f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for those people who should know better about what they are talking about. When giving interviews, at least know what you are talking about. Don't lie by omission.
Big f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for those hospitals that try to pass off certifications as being useful. RESULTS are what we are after, NOT PROCESSES. 
Guargantuan F*cking Whoopee.
I haven't used this one yet but will be used for our stroke associations. They really should not have stroke in the name at all because I can't see anything useful from them for survivors.

I'll probably come up with others;
Bollixed whoopee,
Blooming whoopee,
Idiotic whoopee,
Mucked up whoopee,

Bungled whoopee.

And the Canadian one: Big Whoopee eh!