A Glass of Red Wine Can Help Keep Your Brain 7.5 Years Sharper

You'll need this to counteract  the lost years from your stroke. I had 4 glasses of red wine last night so I'm good.
Memory and thinking ability keep getting worse for years after a stroke, new study finds
This seems a bit over the top but I'm good with trying it. 
A Glass of Red Wine Can Help Keep Your Brain 7.5 Years SharperT
This one seems even more over-the-top.
 

Drinking a Glass of Red Wine is as Healthy as an Hour at the Gym