33 Surprisingly Simple Things That Make People Happiest

I'm missing out on No. 1 so I have to compensate. What is your doctors' happiness stroke protocol?
Conjugal visits in the hospital?
http://www.spring.org.uk/2016/02/33-surprisingly-simple-things-make-people-happiest.php?
The percentages indicated the average increase in happiness levels from engaging in that activity:

1. Intimacy, making love 14.20%
2. Theatre, dance, concert 9.29%
3. Exhibition, museum, library 8.77%
4. Sports, running, exercise 8.12%
5. Gardening, allotment 7.83%
6. Singing, performing 6.95%
7. Talking, chatting, socialising 6.38%
8. Birdwatching, nature watching 6.28%
9. Walking, hiking 6.18%
10. Hunting, fishing 5.82%
11. Drinking alcohol 5.73%
12. Hobbies, arts, crafts 5.53%
13. Meditating, religious activities 4.95%
14. Match, sporting event 4.39%
15. Childcare, playing with children 4.10%
16. Pet care, playing with pets 3.63%
17. Listening to music 3.56%
18. Other games, puzzles 3.07%
19. Shopping, errands 2.74%
20. Gambling, betting 2.62%
21. Watching TV, film 2.55%
22. Computer games, iPhone games 2.39%
23. Eating, snacking 2.38%
24. Cooking, preparing food 2.14%
25. Drinking tea/coffee 1.83%
26. Reading 1.47%
27. Listening to speech/podcast 1.41%
28. Washing, dressing, grooming 1.18%
29. Sleeping, resting, relaxing 1.08%
30. Smoking 0.69%
31. Browsing the Internet 0.59%
32. Texting, email, social media 0.56%
33. Housework, chores, DIY 0.65%

Down at the bottom of the list were the seven activities that made people the least happy:

1. Travelling, commuting -1.47%
2. In a meeting, seminar, class -1.50%
3. Admin, finances, organising -2.45%
4. Waiting, queueing -3.51%
5. Care or help for adults -4.30%
6. Working, studying -5.43%
7. Sick in bed -20.4%

The study was published in The Economic Journal (Bryson & MacKerron, 2015).