This will never be approved for your use because your doctor doesn't read and translate research findings into stroke protocols. You are completely and totally on your own and should never eat ice cream in the morning because of its' fuckingly dangerous qualities. I would add it to my coffee, I live dangerously so don't follow me.
http://cwphilly.cbslocal.com/2016/11/23/study-ice-cream-for-breakfast-boosts-brain-performance/?cid=facebook_CBS_Philly
All the years of your parents saying “NO” to ice cream for breakfast may have actually stunted your brilliance.
According to The Telegraph, a new study performed by Yoshihiko Koga, a
professor at Kyorin University in Tokyo, revealed that eating a certain
amount of ice cream immediately after waking up in the morning can actually make you smarter.
No, you did not misread that!
According to the study, test subjects who indulged in ice cream
immediately upon waking up and right before participating in a series of
computer exercises had an increased reaction rate and were better able
to process information. In order to rule out whether or not the brain
was just shocked to a higher level of performance, the same test was
done with regular ice-cold water, but the results did not compare.
According to The Guardian,
a similar test performed back in 2005 by researchers at the Institute
of Psychiatry in London revealed that one spoonful of ice cream gives your brain the same type of pleasure as winning money or listening to your favorite music.
For all you ice cream lovers out there, I’m sure you probably didn’t need science to tell you all of this.
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