Hugging failures

Hugging requires two fully functional arms and hands. I might be able to get my left arm around the body by almost punching her in the side and scraping her backside. Or I do the windup by pulling my left shoulder back and snapping it forward, flinging my left arm around her. Then I have to grab the hand as it comes around hoping that I didn't slap her in the butt. 

 My social life is being ruined by not being able to properly hug the women in my life.

We need this;

New Neuroscience Reveals 4 Rituals That Will Make You Happy - One is touching people