'Don't use your teeth, you need to learn to use your hands.'

 My exes statement to me on just getting home from hospital. She's a PT, I ignored her, no understanding of stroke deficits or recovery. So with the leftover Irish whiskey which has a cork top, there are two standard possibilities.

1. Pop the top with my left hand. Impossible, my fingers can't close around that small an object.

2. Hold the fat end of the bottle with the left hand. Impossible, I have never been able to get my hand around anything larger than 3 inches. Holding an object that big and opening up four fingers and one thumb just is not possible.

So the real solution goes back to old Westerns where bar patrons would grab the bottle and twist off the cork top with their teeth.