Failure at French onion soup

 For jazz night at Moriarties I usually get a bowl of soup. French onion is particularly problematic. With no ability to use my left hand to steady the bowl to get the cheese chunked in pieces with my spoon I end up with long strings of cheese dangling from my spoon and that means getting those strings in my beard because my left hand can't be used to pull those strings away.  Oh the joys of being a stroke survivor. Schadenfreude should hit all the stroke medical 'professionals' that spent their careers NOT SOLVING STROKE!