Hell on Earth - Stroke

Stroke is just too uninformed a name to mean anything. I've heard of mild, moderate, severe, massive strokes with absolutely no objective meaning to any of them.
The ASA has this classification system;
http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/97/24/2474.full
The international scale here;
http://www.nihstrokescale.org/
Various stroke scales from the National Stroke Association here;
http://www.stroke.org/site/DocServer/SCU_-_Jan-Feb_2006.pdf?docID=5166
Lets use Dantes Inferno for more descriptive terms of the severity of our strokes. Its just as meaningful as the subjective crap that is out there today.

First Circle (Limbo)

Second Circle (Lust)

Third Circle (Gluttony)

Fourth Circle (Greed)

Fifth Circle (Wrath)

In the swamplike river Styx.

Sixth Circle (Heresy)

In the sixth circle, Heretics, such as Epicureans (who say "the soul dies with the body")^[23] are trapped in flaming tombs.

Seventh Circle (Violence)

Eighth Circle (Fraud)

Ninth Circle (Treachery)

Satan is waist deep in ice, weeping tears from his six eyes, and beating his six wings as if trying to escape.