Barenaked Ladies at Winnipeg Folk Festival - 'I Love Alcohol'

So do I, for all these reasons. Your doctor however will not approve and you should listen to your doctor, because your doctor has such good ideas on getting you to 100% recovery. Everything they say should be taken as gospel truth.  Don't listen to me.

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Barenaked Ladies - I Love Alcohol' 

Lyrics

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
And there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else.
Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me