Safety last

Don't follow my ideas. Three weeks ago I fell on my left butt twice while trying to move a couple of long branches off the trails. Last night I finally saw the results, a 1x4 inch bruise on the upper butt and a 8x10 inch purple and green bruise from the butt down the left rear of the thigh. No selfies will be provided. This is pushing boundaries way beyond what Scott has in his blog post 'Safety First'.
But I'm good, I didn't cut off an arm with the chainsaw.

And my balance was good enough not to land on the 6-8 inch logs lying on the ground.
This pretty much matches my Epic failure at bike stroke therapy.