Changing stroke rehab and research worldwide now.Time is Brain! trillions and trillions of neurons that DIE each day because there are NO effective hyperacute therapies besides tPA(only 12% effective). I have 523 posts on hyperacute therapy, enough for researchers to spend decades proving them out. These are my personal ideas and blog on stroke rehabilitation and stroke research. Do not attempt any of these without checking with your medical provider. Unless you join me in agitating, when you need these therapies they won't be there.

What this blog is for:

My blog is not to help survivors recover, it is to have the 10 million yearly stroke survivors light fires underneath their doctors, stroke hospitals and stroke researchers to get stroke solved. 100% recovery. The stroke medical world is completely failing at that goal, they don't even have it as a goal. Shortly after getting out of the hospital and getting NO information on the process or protocols of stroke rehabilitation and recovery I started searching on the internet and found that no other survivor received useful information. This is an attempt to cover all stroke rehabilitation information that should be readily available to survivors so they can talk with informed knowledge to their medical staff. It lays out what needs to be done to get stroke survivors closer to 100% recovery. It's quite disgusting that this information is not available from every stroke association and doctors group.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

BRITISH OFFICER FITNESS REPORT

Sometimes you have to have a little humor when dealing with the crap of stroke aftermath.
This can go with FUBAR, SNAFU, BOHICA, BUNDY
From this site;
http://www.uss-bennington.org/hu-fitnessreport.html
The British Military writes officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....


  • His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

  • I would not breed from this Officer.

  • This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.

  • When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

  • He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

  • He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

  • Technically sound, but socially impossible.

  • This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

  • When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

  • This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

  • Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

  • She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

  • He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

  • This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

  • In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

  • This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

  • The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

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