http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2010/09/good-doctors-give-useless-answers.html
Why would a good doctor give useless answers?
1. There is an answer, but your doctor doesn’t know it. Don’t be hard on doc for this one. There is no MD in the world that knows the entire breadth of medical knowledge. Some docs pretend they do. Trust me, they’re faking it. While it may not help you “I don’t know” is a refreshing answer to get from a doctor. MDs don’t often admit this.
2. Your doctor knows the answer, but it is too complicated to explain. A lot of the physical processes doctors think about are pretty complex. Translating all the technomedical concepts into layman’s terms to sensibly explaining it would just take a lot of time and bore you to tears, so the doc just gives you a vague answer instead.
3. The answer depends on a lot of variables. Predicting the course of an illness or recovery can be tricky. A lot of things that are in our control and out of our control can make a straightforward “here’s what to expect” answer impossible. Doctors are busy. It would take a lot of time to explain all the variables. So they often dodge any answer that asks they explain the future.
4. There is no answer. You’d be surprised how many of your questions just don’t have have answers. Doctors have no idea of the answer and no good way of finding out. Sorry! Most patients (and quite a few doctors) get unnerved at the amount of real uncertainty in the world of medicine. We often cover the uncertainty with total bullshit. We make up things that sound intelligent. For example: “Probably a virus …” is secret doctor code for “I have no idea why you feel this way, but it probably isn’t serious.”
5. The answer went right over your head. The doctor did answer your question. Doc just said the answer in technomedical jargon that made no sense to you. While you may have technically gotten a “straight answer”, the doc replying in a foreign language you don’t speak really doesn’t count.
6. The answer doesn’t matter. “Look, you patient, I give out info on a need-to-know basis, and you don’t need this answer!” This is probably the root of all vague, dodgy answers given by doctors. We don’t think the answer is important for you to know. It won’t make a difference. Answers take time and energy that might be spent on something productive. “Trust me, if you needed to know the answer I would have told you already!”
All doctors dodge questions!
Yep!!! #1 is always particularly annoying to me. I wish they would just admit they don't know and send me to someone who might know!! I presume, EGO gets in the way most of the time.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great synopsis.
ReplyDeleteI regularly assume that "no one knows the answer to that," or "there's no way of predicting" mean he/she doesn't know the answer, but I could cut them some slack and figure it's some other - maybe one of these - reason.
Thanks