Deans' stroke musings: Whoopee criteria

Changing stroke rehab and research worldwide now.Time is Brain! trillions and trillions of neurons that DIE each day because there are NO effective hyperacute therapies besides tPA(only 12% effective). I have 523 posts on hyperacute therapy, enough for researchers to spend decades proving them out. These are my personal ideas and blog on stroke rehabilitation and stroke research. Do not attempt any of these without checking with your medical provider. Unless you join me in agitating, when you need these therapies they won't be there.

What this blog is for:

My blog is not to help survivors recover, it is to have the 10 million yearly stroke survivors light fires underneath their doctors, stroke hospitals and stroke researchers to get stroke solved. 100% recovery. The stroke medical world is completely failing at that goal, they don't even have it as a goal. Shortly after getting out of the hospital and getting NO information on the process or protocols of stroke rehabilitation and recovery I started searching on the internet and found that no other survivor received useful information. This is an attempt to cover all stroke rehabilitation information that should be readily available to survivors so they can talk with informed knowledge to their medical staff. It lays out what needs to be done to get stroke survivors closer to 100% recovery. It's quite disgusting that this information is not available from every stroke association and doctors group.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Whoopee criteria

I'm trying to quantify my use of whoopees so there is an understanding of my grading criteria.
There are my 4 categories right now;
Small f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for individual people who should know better about what they are talking about. Mainly a lack of knowledge.

Medium f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for those people who should know better about what they are talking about. When giving interviews, at least know what you are talking about. Don't lie by omission.
Big f*cking whoopee.
This is reserved for those hospitals that try to pass off certifications as being useful. RESULTS are what we are after, NOT PROCESSES.
Guargantuan F*cking Whoopee.
I haven't used this one yet but will be used for our stroke associations. They really should not have stroke in the name at all because I can't see anything useful from them for survivors.

I'll probably come up with others;
Bollixed whoopee,
Blooming whoopee,
Idiotic whoopee,
Mucked up whoopee,

Bungled whoopee.

And the Canadian one: Big Whoopee eh!