Deans' stroke musings: Spread the Stupidity

Changing stroke rehab and research worldwide now.Time is Brain! trillions and trillions of neurons that DIE each day because there are NO effective hyperacute therapies besides tPA(only 12% effective). I have 523 posts on hyperacute therapy, enough for researchers to spend decades proving them out. These are my personal ideas and blog on stroke rehabilitation and stroke research. Do not attempt any of these without checking with your medical provider. Unless you join me in agitating, when you need these therapies they won't be there.

What this blog is for:

My blog is not to help survivors recover, it is to have the 10 million yearly stroke survivors light fires underneath their doctors, stroke hospitals and stroke researchers to get stroke solved. 100% recovery. The stroke medical world is completely failing at that goal, they don't even have it as a goal. Shortly after getting out of the hospital and getting NO information on the process or protocols of stroke rehabilitation and recovery I started searching on the internet and found that no other survivor received useful information. This is an attempt to cover all stroke rehabilitation information that should be readily available to survivors so they can talk with informed knowledge to their medical staff. It lays out what needs to be done to get stroke survivors closer to 100% recovery. It's quite disgusting that this information is not available from every stroke association and doctors group.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Spread the Stupidity

An email going around;

Spread
the Stupidity

Only
in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the
Store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters..

Only
in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the
garage.

Only
in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in
Packages of
eight..

Only
in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

EVER
WONDER
...

Why
the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our
skin?

Why
don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why
is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
is it that
Doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why
is the man who
Invests all your money called a
broker?

Why
is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

Why
isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
isn't there Cat flavored
Dog
food?

Why
didn't Noah
Swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why
do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal
injections?

You
know that
Indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

Why
don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why
are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck
together?

I
like this one!!!

If
con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If
flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)
...in other words, send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.
Spread the
Stupidity!