Guargantuan Fucking Whoopee.
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A new year is the perfect opportunity to challenge yourself and challenge stroke. Whether you’re inspired to get fit, give back to the stroke community or spend a weekend in a fun destination, Stroke Challenge will help make 2017 your best year yet.
We are thrilled to expand Stroke Challenge in 2017. We now offer events in three fun destinations with distances ranging from 5K (3.1 miles) to full marathon (26.2 miles) and fundraising minimums as low as $500. For the first time ever, we are offering events with the fun and popular Rock ‘n’ Roll marathon series.
What are you waiting for? Grab a friend and challenge yourself, challenge stroke!
Apply today – spots are limited
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Manager, Special Events
Betsy, Why don't you challenge your organisation to do ANYTHING useful for survivors. Bet you can't think of one godamned thing.
Robyn Moore, Why haven't you contacted me yet? I'm positive at least some of your staff knows about their greatest critic. Are you afraid of a simple minded stroke addled survivor?