Guargantuan Fucking Whoopee.
Good conscience laundering here. Not one iota of this has anything to do with helping stroke survivors or solving any of the problems in stroke. Why do you even have stroke in your name?
Let's not solve anything that stroke survivors care about;
Like maybe;
Spasticity,
Fatigue,
Aphasia,
Hemiplegia.
Dear dean,
A new year is the
perfect opportunity to challenge yourself and challenge stroke. Whether you’re
inspired to get fit, give back to the stroke community or spend a weekend in a
fun destination, Stroke Challenge
will help make 2017 your best year yet.
We are thrilled to expand Stroke Challenge in 2017. We now offer events in three fun
destinations with distances ranging from 5K (3.1 miles) to full marathon (26.2
miles) and fundraising minimums as low as $500. For the first time ever, we are offering events with the fun and popular
Rock ‘n’ Roll marathon series.
What
are you waiting for? Grab a friend and challenge yourself, challenge stroke!
Apply today – spots are limited
Apply today – spots are limited
- March 19, 2017 – United Airlines NYC Half Marathon
- April 29, 2017 – St. Jude Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon and ½ Nashville
- May 6, 2017 – OneAmerica Mini Marathon or Finish Line 5K – Indianapolis
All Stroke
Challenge teammates receive:
- Guaranteed entry into popular and/or sold out race
- Dri-fit Stroke Challenge team T-shirt
- Personal fundraising page and fundraising support
- Opportunity to earn additional Stroke Challenge incentives
Additional Benefits:
- Free race registration (Indy and Nashville)
- Special charity medal (Nashville)
- Free race photo (Nashville)
- Access to NYRR Training Plan (NYC)
Know someone who might be interested in joining one of our teams? Be sure to
forward this email and invite them to join!
Questions? Contact Betsy Hailstone at 303-754-0931 or events@stroke.org.
Sincerely,
Betsy
Hailstone
Manager, Special Events
Betsy, Why don't you challenge your organization to do ANYTHING useful for survivors. Bet you can't think of one goddamned thing.
Manager, Special Events
Betsy, Why don't you challenge your organization to do ANYTHING useful for survivors. Bet you can't think of one goddamned thing.
Robyn Moore, Why haven't you contacted me yet? I'm positive at least some of your staff knows about their greatest critic. Are you afraid of a simple minded stroke addled survivor?
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