If all the added sugars we consumed came from our nightly ice-cream cone, or the chocolate bar we stole from the kids, or maybe that tablespoon of maple syrup we threw on our pancakes this morning, that would be fine. That's how people lived a hundred years ago, and everybody's pants fit back then.

The reason it's almost impossible to stick to the USDA guidelines is because added sugars are everywhere. Oh, you don't recall slurping down any of the hyper-sweet corn extract? Well, the average American adult consumes 77 grams of sugar per day, according to the American Heart Association. So those spinach salads? Acai bowls? Fitness smoothies? They make a couple of Snickers bars look like a healthy lunch in comparison. Even "light" foods and beverages can cause you to throw back a day's worth of sugar in a few gulps.