These go along with my Hunter S. Thompson and Anthony Bourdain quotes making sure that the whole point of my life is to have fun. And doing useless physical therapy that has no realistic way of getting me more recovery will not occur because fun things are more fun to do!
I'll get to 100 assuming I'm not too careless, having loads of fun along the way.
Part of my Hunter S. Thompson journey; Life is short, have to accomplish a lot while still relatively young and healthy.
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
7 George Carlin quotes that do more than make you laugh
1. "That’s all your house is, a place to keep your stuff, while you go out and get more stuff. Sometimes you gotta move, you gotta get a bigger house. Why? Too much stuff."
Carlin on Campus: A Place For My Stuff, April 19, 1984
During our working years, we spend decades amassing everything from designer clothes to high-end gadgets. Often, these purchases sit idle and collect dust. In this part of his routine, Carlin argues we don't actually need any of it — a perspective retirees contemplating downsizing should consider.
After all, if a big house full of things becomes cluttered or hard to navigate, is it still worth it? It’s okay to downsize and let go of the "stuff" that prevents you from living your best life. If you're on the fence about whether to move or stay put, this guide can help.
2. “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so f...in' heroic.”
For some, retirement may seem like the end of the line. After all, you may not have an important job to go to, or a busy schedule to fill your days, but that doesn't mean you can't find beauty and joy in the little things.
When we retire, we trade a busy, hectic life for a slower pace where we really have time to stop and smell the roses. Instead of focusing on retirement being the last chapter, Carlin wants you to embrace those little everyday moments.
Find the meaning and purpose in small, quiet moments and remember that your own personal growth is just as important as the job you once had.
3. “People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point."
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, October 12, 2004
While you are working, life can be serious. You have a mortgage to pay, children to care for and put through college, and a host of obligations to tend to. But once you are in retirement, Carlin wants you to relax and not take life so seriously. It's your time to enjoy your newfound freedom, find yourself and get lost in your hobbies or whatever keeps you entertained.While retirement brings its hurdles — health, finances and loss — you've already spent a lifetime building the skills to handle them. Now is the time to lean into this new phase of life and not sweat the small stuff.
Carlin's comments may have been more cynical — referring to the decay of humility, politics and civilization. But retirees can also take his words as marching orders to go have fun.
4. "The status quo s*. It’s a very comfortable place for people who don't want to think."
HBO Special: Life is Worth Losing, November 5, 2005
Don't climb that mountain, don't go back to college and don't try to find love — these are the kinds of things retirees are often told. The world expects you to act your age and spend your time quietly with the grandkids or playing shuffleboard.
But Carlin says forget that. In retirement, he doesn't want you to settle for the status quo. Instead, follow your dreams and passions, no matter what they are.
There are countless stories of retirees who have defied expectations and accomplished the unimaginable, from starting new businesses to running marathons in their 80s.
5."People spending money on things they don't need; money they don't have on things they don't need so they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18% interest on something that cost $12.50… and they didn't like it when they got it home anyway."
HBO Special: Life is Worth Losing, November 5, 2005
Carlin was famous for his hatred of mindless consumerism, and this routine serves as a blunt reminder that you don't have to spend your retirement years chasing things. This is particularly true when you are transitioning to a fixed income or managing a finite amount of resources.
It is far more important to use your money wisely by investing in time with family and friends or exploring the hobbies you actually enjoy. If you drain your retirement accounts chasing the next new gadget, you could be forced to downsize prematurely, return to the workforce, or significantly curtail the lifestyle you worked so hard to achieve.6. "Don't get sidetracked with some foolish plan."
Finding purpose in retirement can be difficult, especially for those without a predefined plan for their time. But Carlin suggests it’s okay to retire without a specific checklist or plan.
This mindset is incredibly liberating. Instead of feeling pressured to find a new grand purpose, Carlin’s philosophy helps you avoid getting bogged down in a plan that may not work. Yes, you should know how you'll spend your money in retirement and what you plan to pursue, but it's ok if your plan veers off course.
7. "In your forties, you know, but you don't know you know, so you may still be a little tentative. But then, as you pass fifty, if you've been paying attention, you know, and you know you know. Time for some fun."
For many of us, we spend a lot of time second-guessing our choices, wondering whether we made the right decisions about our careers, parenting, and finances. But Carlin suggests that by the time you reach retirement age, self-doubt should be a thing of the past.
You've navigated the world for decades and acquired the knowledge and expertise you need. You no longer need validation because you can finally trust your own judgment.
View the world like Geroge did
Carlin may have had a cynical view of the world, but through his biting humor, he provided a surprisingly clear roadmap for a better retirement.From letting go of "stuff" that weighs you down to ignoring the status quo, retirement is your chapter to pursue your dreams and find beauty in the quiet moments, just like that tuft of grass growing through the concrete.
Editor's note: This article is part of an ongoing series featuring the best retirement quotes and wisdom from top financial experts, leaders, and public figures. Other articles feature Warren Buffett, Michael Jordan, Mark Cuban, Jimmy Buffett, Dr. Seuss, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Vince Lombardi, Dolly Parton, Ozzy Osbourne and Stevie Nicks.
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